Blind Pig Cider joins list of sponsors for the National Film Awards 2017

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BLIND PIG IS NO ORDINARY CIDER.

WE ARE CIDER OF THE NIGHT, CIDER WITH SPIRIT, FOR PEOPLE WITH SPIRIT.

SO WE’RE NOT GOING TO WRITE A LONG BLURB ABOUT HOW EXCITED WE ARE TO BE SPONSORING THESE AWARDS (YOU CAN TAKE THAT AS READ.)

INSTEAD WE’RE GOING TO USE THE POWER OF FILM AND SAY THIS:

 

IF YOU WON, YOU AMERICAN BEAUTY! WE’RE GLADIATOR.

IF YOU DIDN’T, JURASSIC PARK IT AND CONCENTRATE APOCALYPSE NOW ON HAVING A TOP NIGHT!

WE’LL SEE YOU AT THE BAR!

 

P.S. WE’RE MUCH BETTER AT MAKING SPIRIT FLAVOURED CIDERS WITH RUM, WHISKEY AND BOURBON, THAN WE ARE AT SHOEHORNING IN OUR MARKETING APPROACH TO THE NATIONAL FILM AWARDS.




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